As is my nature, I got extremely carried away creating your Birthday Webpage(s)...(s)...(s)...(s)...(s) and so on... There's probably 50 now LMAO!! None of which you've seen yet since your 16th birthday came and went and I'm still pissing about with with all the cool bits that just have to be in there. Well, I think they have to be in there - who knows? maybe you'll think I'm just freakishly lame~
Oh well, you won't be the first,
or the last, to have that thought!
But you will be the first to have your very own "MyFrikken'WierdReloLovesMyAging-AssWebPageExtraveganza" by yours truly.
And THAT, is cool.

If you're lucky I might finish it by the time you're 17. In reality, you could be closer to 18... or possibly married with children by the time I think it's perfect. Anyway, consider this a check in ramble required to keep the page active - a single cyberstop along a complex route in digi-land that I have yet to fully map.

Love Much,
Anti-Madder