OMG!!!!
You're 21 Years Young =)
And Yerant actually made it in here on time moo haha...
You're 21 Years Young =)
And Yerant actually made it in here on time moo haha...
So, you haven't gotten married yet - or had any kids - which of course means I officially now have 4 more years to get my arse in a different gear and think about maybe, possibly, letting you see this here tribute to your wonderful self - aka your double B's!
(Birthday Blog eh? Nothin' smutty ;p)
(Birthday Blog eh? Nothin' smutty ;p)
Four years because your 25th is the next "official" milestone (although who knows whoever actually decided that one? - still, I don't mess with universal laws or traditions and such as you know...). After you hit 25 there's another 4 year stretch and then 2 years back-to-back to rub it in, which I'm sure was originally just meant to get a person a little seasoned for the inevitable roasting that dominates the aging process every year from there on out - but realistically, it's only every 10 years from then (29/30) on...
Until you hit 90 that is! Then of course it's right back to making a great and glorious fuss about every birthday you have, just like the first 16 - only by then I'll be dead and done with
so your kids - no wait up -
better make it your
grand-kids who'll have to come in here and post groovy things to pay tribute to your fine, albeit now very well aged, and possibly rusting, self!
Granted in the future, your son will probably have to do a little more cajoling to get your grandson to pay attention to you than we ever have to do to get you to pay attention to us - but do try to remember what it was like to be a kid - after all, his video games are likely to be even more freakishly realistic than the "old school" hi-def & 3D paraphernalia being played this decade.
But that'll be then and this is now - so here - today - you get moi! Maybe not the absolute best of moi - because as you know this is the summer(less) season we decided to finally paint the house so I can't spend obsessive days and weeks on the computer creating elaborate web pages for your future amusement no matter how much I adore you and think you deserve them butter butter I can however, still come up with one last visual hurrah to welcome you on your 21st birthday to nearly 100% worldwide, legally adult status....
so your kids - no wait up -
better make it your
grand-kids who'll have to come in here and post groovy things to pay tribute to your fine, albeit now very well aged, and possibly rusting, self!
Granted in the future, your son will probably have to do a little more cajoling to get your grandson to pay attention to you than we ever have to do to get you to pay attention to us - but do try to remember what it was like to be a kid - after all, his video games are likely to be even more freakishly realistic than the "old school" hi-def & 3D paraphernalia being played this decade.
But that'll be then and this is now - so here - today - you get moi! Maybe not the absolute best of moi - because as you know this is the summer(less) season we decided to finally paint the house so I can't spend obsessive days and weeks on the computer creating elaborate web pages for your future amusement no matter how much I adore you and think you deserve them butter butter I can however, still come up with one last visual hurrah to welcome you on your 21st birthday to nearly 100% worldwide, legally adult status....
