I can't bloody believe they deleted the awesome damn video I linked from last year! Pisses me right off...

But Anti-Madder Cannot Be Foiled - Moohaha!!

HA-HA !

Mind you, no one one else would know that the video had disappeared before I resurrected it since it's back where it belongs now... 

but I know...


That said, what I am of course here to say is

WELCOME TO

!!!!!  !!!! !!!  !  !  !!! !!!! !!!!!

Like a fine bottle of liquor you're now perfectly aged, perfectly mellowed, and far too valuable to just crack open and waste!

Did you know that a "26-er" is a uniquely Canadian slang term? Apparently 'mericans call a two-six a "fifth"... but a fifth of what? If one-hundred is the standard for percentages then how do they get 1/5 from 26oz? Seems to me to be closer to a quarter no? Man those guys, can't spell, can't count - what's next? They'll probably start renaming colors next!

You've just finished your first full year as a QCC member and still you're looking all fresh and healthy—well done Beagles! How do you do it huh? And don't say dog-spit because I know damn well you don't let them lick your face ;p 

mmm...beagle cheeks!

 So last year I had this whole plan to finally share this with you, by sending you a business card with a link to it when you were exactly 25 yrs 25 days and 25 minutes old (putting 25 hours in there would have buggered the theme so that was out) But I became obsessed with finding the original slew of web pages I created for you on Geocities and missed the "duckin' deadline"!

I know I should have just given them up for gone after the first couple of years they didn't appear on Wayback as it was promoted - but man it makes me crazy! If I had printed them out instead, like the old-paper-loving-fogey that I am, there would be tangible-readables in extistence that would have most certainly put a grin on your face. But because I believed that stupid saying that "Nothing Gets Deleted from the Internet, Ever... which btfw is

WRONG!

because if you really, really want something to be out there somewhere it absolutely can be permanently erased. All of it. Except for one single duck.

Not the whole page full of fun, not even a single joke on the page that went with said duck.

Just that duck

One damn duck.

3 Years of work, dozens and dozens of pages, pictures, absolutely cool personalized trivia, the best of Yerants visual, and totally mental humour, meant just for you - all of which she managed carefully to keep age appropriate until your 18th birthday...

Vaporized

Save for one duck.

And I did save them all, on a site called the "Wayback Machine" - only that damn site was useless, because it managed to keep none of those pages viable.

Not a single bit - 

kilo, mega, giga or otherwise.

Just one flaming duck.

One

Damn

Duck.

So go on now, click your Duck! That's what I said