KEEEEGAN!!!

If you ever wonder did I think of you on your birthday much, all you gotta do is come back here and you'll know - I did and I do, I just got such a big idea in my head that I never finished the one I started for your 16th before you turned 17! Now I'm hoping to finish before you turn 18... or at least before you graduate university... or your children enter university...

Well one of these years you'll know that I was always thinking of you on your "Gracing the Face of the Earth Day"! It's really your grandmas fault for being such a slave driver... heheh...

No no, it's your mom's fault for not having you in the winter-time when there's nothing to do but design cool websites on the computer for your nephew!

No wait! I think it's great grandpas fault for marrying great grandma and having children in Canada where winter is only 8 months long instead of Siberia where it's 11 months long!!

Well it's some-bodies fault dammit!
but not mine.
definitely not mine.

I hope you have a great day today Keegan, and every day of course!

Love much,

As is my nature, I got extremely carried away creating your Birthday Webpage(s)...(s)...(s)...(s)...(s) and so on... There's probably 50 now LMAO!! None of which you've seen yet since your 16th birthday came and went and I'm still pissing about with with all the cool bits that just have to be in there. Well, I think they have to be in there - who knows? maybe you'll think I'm just freakishly lame~
Oh well, you won't be the first,
or the last, to have that thought!
But you will be the first to have your very own "MyFrikken'WierdReloLovesMyAging-AssWebPageExtraveganza" by yours truly.
And THAT, is cool.

If you're lucky I might finish it by the time you're 17. In reality, you could be closer to 18... or possibly married with children by the time I think it's perfect. Anyway, consider this a check in ramble required to keep the page active - a single cyberstop along a complex route in digi-land that I have yet to fully map.

Love Much,
Anti-Madder