29!29!29!

3,6,9

My nephew's 29

He-no-like tobacco but he like rum-fine...

                         Now the rhymes float 

                         'Cuz I'm an old goat

                         Coming late to the party in a leaky row-boat!

                                                                                                    Clap, clap...

(to be sung in that very particular tune- which I am positive you have heard before - but if your memory is already failing in your newly advancing years, just go to your mom and ask her to sing you the "Goose Wine" song - guaranteed she still knows it off by heart :)

Now I have to go - but I will be Schwarzenegger before your day has been fully Terminated!

Oh but wait, one thing first

didja know that

with today's exchange rate

you are only 21.75 years old?

That's only in Usa though, you'd have to be an Usian to take advantage

(something Usians don't even want to admit they are anymore)